MTV has announced that they will make a re-vamped version of the cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show. This is quite possibly the saddest and maddest I have ever been at MTV. WHY? MTV please stop ruining the things I love. My cast predictions:
Janet-Miley Cyru
Brad-A Jonas brother/Zac Effron
Magenta-Ashley Simpson
Riff-Raff-Pete Goddamned Wentz
Columbia-I really don’t about this one…maybe someone new
Dr. Scott-I pray its not Meatloaf but after his Spice World cameo I think this will happen
Eddie-Fuck who knows they will probably put John Mayer in
Rocky- Brody Jenner
Frankenfuter-Lead singer from My Chemical Romance
They are going to keep the original script, though, so we can see faint hints of the greatness that was RHPS before MTV killed it.
This is an non-mercy killing
It’s a non-messy killing!
