“if drinking is her sport…” thank you Micheal Kors I will take that as my cue!
Take a drink:
- “share a moment with the world.”
- Beijing’s “coming-out party.
- Take one drink every time a female athlete is described as “America’s _____ing sweetheart.”
- “prepared his whole life for just this one moment.”
- gymnastics “and she sticks the landing”
- Take one drink every time NBC promises to get “up close and personal” with an athlete
- Take one drink every time the REAL Olympic theme (not that NBC fabrication) is heard.
- “This is what the Olympics are all about.”
- “the whole world is watching”
- recent diagnosis of a loved one with a life-threatening disease.
- recent death of a loved one
- growing up with no access to food, clean water, training equipment, or sneakers.
- growing up in the midst of genocide/geopolitical strife/major war.
Shotgun drink:
- Wearing a mask
- The wrong national anthem is played when a gold medalist takes the podium.
- Your body weight is at least twice that of a gymnast.
Have Fun and Drink American! (sorry Budweiser)
